apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
The Beatles portraits by Paul Lovering